Tycho
08-09-2007, 03:17 PM
Now since most of the figures from all 6 movies have been done, it's time to bring out the new features for the next generation of Star Wars figures.
I propose Brain Transplant Action Figures!
What makes Luke Skywalker good and Darth Tyranus evil?
If you could open up the heads of these action figures and switch their brains, would Luke Skywalker suddenly want to take over the galaxy and Count Dooku try to find and kiss his long-lost sister?
What if you could switch Princess Leia and JarJarBinks' brains? Would Leia suddenly become clumsy and lap up fruit whole with her tongue? Moreover, would JarJarBinks be sexually attracted to Han Solo?
With Brain Transplant Action Figures, you can now explore these possibilities in the privacy of your own home. However, supervision by a licensed therapist is recommended.
This idea could be expanded to include the beasts with small brains - like doing a transplant between Boga and Lobot might make Obi-Wan's mount in ROTS strike, demanding medical benefits for hazardous work around Clone Troopers while Lobot barks at Lando's heels (doesn't he do that already though?)
Well after careful thought, I think Star Wars Brain Transplant Action Figures are the way to go!
I propose Brain Transplant Action Figures!
What makes Luke Skywalker good and Darth Tyranus evil?
If you could open up the heads of these action figures and switch their brains, would Luke Skywalker suddenly want to take over the galaxy and Count Dooku try to find and kiss his long-lost sister?
What if you could switch Princess Leia and JarJarBinks' brains? Would Leia suddenly become clumsy and lap up fruit whole with her tongue? Moreover, would JarJarBinks be sexually attracted to Han Solo?
With Brain Transplant Action Figures, you can now explore these possibilities in the privacy of your own home. However, supervision by a licensed therapist is recommended.
This idea could be expanded to include the beasts with small brains - like doing a transplant between Boga and Lobot might make Obi-Wan's mount in ROTS strike, demanding medical benefits for hazardous work around Clone Troopers while Lobot barks at Lando's heels (doesn't he do that already though?)
Well after careful thought, I think Star Wars Brain Transplant Action Figures are the way to go!