Explain your signature line.

[CaptainSolo1138]

You're really gonna crack up when you see how horrible and unwearable those vending panties are. (A friend brought some back from Osaka last year. Too weird.)Its good to know they are, in fact, more than urban myth. I'd seen pictures but thought there was no way in hell they actually existed. As for being unwearable, I specifically requested that he find me a nice, stringy thong. If its gonna be all up in my crack anyway, it might as well look good.

[LusiferSam]

I just "Alea iacta est" - Julius Caesar at crossing the River Rubicon to my signature line. It's normally translated as "The die is cast." After a couple of fairly big decisions I've had to make in the last couple of weeks it pretty accurately reflects how I feel. Unsure of the out come, but hopeful that I've made the right chose. Once the die lands it will be removed.

[Dar' Argol]

You know I was reading through and some people are saying . . " Well my first one is this and my second one is this" but they don't match anymore. So I'm quote'n them so when I changed them you can still understand . . . . . I was beginning to get a complex . . . .

Now there's Portable Dar'!!!
This use to be "Now there's Portable Nut" in reference to the PSP squirrel commercial that I love so much. And then I posted here using my PSP and I can't remember who said it but someone mentioned about a Portable Dar'. I almost pee'd myself.

You're just about as useless as JPEG's to Hellen Keller

This is from Wierd Al's "It's All About the Pentiums". I makes me laugh . . . maybe its just me . . . .

“Why do an infinite number of monkeys always want to type "Hamlet"? What's wrong with "Macbeth"? Why not something by Dickens or Poe?”

This is a nod to Hank. Sounds like something he'd say.

[timbok]

The link in my sig is to my sports site

[CaptainSolo1138]

Mine is thanking all the folks who donated to my March of Dimes fund raiser. It is getting time to change it though.

[Qui-Long Gone]

In the words of Frank Caliendo's impersonation of President Bush, "it doesn't take a rocket surgeon" to figure out my sig...

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Almost one year to the day before the fourth installment of the Indiana Jones trilogy (:hitchhikersguide: :D ) was released was the last time someone posted in this thread?

I forgot to add what I added into mine:

"You're, a... a teacher?" "Part time." - IJatKotCS

It's Mutt's comment and Indy's retort from said film.

[CaptainSolo1138]

I can best explain my signature by saying, simply, :grillmarks:.

[JetsAndHeels]

My sig is a portion of dialogue from Shakespeare.

[El Chuxter]

Is that from Henry V Part II? 'Cause I haven't read that one.

[JetsAndHeels]

Is that from Henry V Part II?

No, it's from Perry the White.

[Jedi_Kal-El]

No, it's from Perry the White.

lol Sweet! :thumbsup:

[JetsAndHeels]

lol Sweet! :thumbsup:

Hehe, just thought that up...

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I adjusted mine to account for the sad fact that sw.com's "Communication Disruption" photo captions feature appears to be as dead as the Emperor (chance to resurrect it like a clone, maybe? :D ). Therefore, my ego can no longer be beholded. Beheld? Beholdened? Embiggened? :sad:

[Jedi_Kal-El]

I adjusted mine to account for the sad fact that sw.com's "Communication Disruption" photo captions feature appears to be as dead as the Emperor (chance to resurrect it like a clone, maybe? :D ). Therefore, my ego can no longer be beholded. Beheld? Beholdened? Embiggened? :sad:

Sorry about that blow to your ego, bud.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Sorry about that blow to your ego, bud.Must've been the unlucky #13th selection... now what do I have to live for? :dead:

[sith_killer_99]

BSG - COL Tigh to Chief Tyrol...

They are talking about plotting suicide bombings and Chief says "Which side are we on." COL Tigh...who had snapped and pretty much lost it at that point replies with "Which side are we on? We're on the side of the demons, Chief. We are evil men in the gardens of paradise, sent by the forces of death to spread devastation and destruction wherever we go. I'm surprised you didn't know that."

[InsaneJediGirl]

My sig line is from the great philosophers of Beavis and Butthead. Pretty basic, just a comment from a Pantera vid.

[CaptainSolo1138]

My sig line is from the great philosophers of Beavis and Butthead. Pretty basic, just a comment from a Pantera vid.
Rocketboy and I still regularly quote that particular part with regularity.

"Awwww Is that a tear I see Pantera? Is daddy's little boy gonna cry?"

[TeeEye7]

La línea signatura origina de quizás la frase más famosa de la película La Guerra de las Galaxias. Realmente es algo facilísimo entender. :yes:

[Mad Slanted Powers]

"Too mainstream for the underground, too alternative for the masses." The slogan for my internet radio station, and it also describes me a bit.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

La línea signatura origina de quizás la frase más famosa de la película La Guerra de las Galaxias. Realmente es algo facilísimo entender. :yes:?Otras possibles?
Use el fuerte, Luko.
No, yo soy su padre.
No, hace, o no hace. No es una 'proba.'
No es como este. El es mi hermano.
Tengo una emaptia mala de este.
iNo es la verdad... es impossible!
iNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! !!!!!!!!!!
iMuerte perros de Jedi!

:D

[TeeEye7]

¡Muy bien hecho, señor! :thumbsup:

Especialmente: LUKO

[Lord Malakite]

There isn't much to get from my sig line. The medal count is my video game accomplishments within the three Rogue Squadron games and the Battle For Naboo game. The last line is a link to all the video games I and my siblings own currently (though it needs updating).

[Qui-Long Gone]

I think my signature line is a great way for me to demonstrate how un-original I really am.

I'm like the hack of hacks.

[bobafrett]

I had to drop one of my long time lines, and added a statement. I mean I've been called a geek because my house looks like a toys R us, and other names, but the fact is, I raised a lot of money for ACS, and the name callers, well who knows what they've done.

[JimJamBonds]

we came, we saw, we castrated the b*!$#$d's (b*!$@#$ds).

[El Chuxter]

Something about that guy really does remind me of my older brother, Rex, who left home many years ago.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I'm due for a change, but here's the old one:

Behold! The Ego of Bel-Cam Jos, 13-Time Communications Disruption Selection:
1/10/06, 1/28/03, 2/20/08, 3/8/05, 3/20/07, 4/20/04, 5/16/06, 7/18/06, 8/1/07, 8/28/07, 10/14/03, 10/31/06, 12/21/04 (http://www.starwars.com/community/fun/caption/2008/02/caption20080220.html) <- Requested Page Not Found :(

Here's a chronology of my "victories" ...
1/28/03,
10/14/03,
4/20/04,
12/21/04,
3/8/05,
1/10/06,
5/16/06,
7/18/06,
10/31/06
2/20/08,
3/20/07,
8/1/07 and then,
8/28/07.
And that U.R.L. is http:// www .starwars. com/community/fun/caption /2008/02/caption20080220.html
:(

[Mad Slanted Powers]

"He is the Chanel One! Can't you smell it?"
"Much B.O. I sense on you."
Qui-Gon and Yoda in Star Wars: The Cologne Wars

Excellent. I'm guessing Cologne helps protect you from the Dark Side of the Farts.

Obi-Wan - "The Farts is what gives a Jedi his power. It's an energy field created by all living things."

Vader - "I smell something, an odor I've not smelt since..."

The scene in ESB where Vader starts throwing things at Luke would be accompanied by fart sounds. You can see him gathering his strength to let one rip.

Leia - "You have a power I don't understand and can never have"
Luke - "You're wrong Leia. You have that power, too. In time you'll learn to use it as I have.

[jediguy]

Yoda's advice to Anakin, and my credit card's advice to me after my shopping spree in late July 2008

[mabudonicus]

Something about that guy really does remind me of my older brother, Rex, who left home many years ago.
OR "died" in the ice caves at the Casa Cristo 5000, depending on what you believe
:beard: Iso&Baws

You're looking at me very strangely, Speed

[El Chuxter]

Even if he died in the ice caves, he still left home many years ago.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Excellent.I wasn't thinking of flatulance, but general body odor. Therefore, there are others, that don't require adjustments:

"I thought they smelled bad, on the outside. Uh..."
"I recognized your foul stench when I was brought on board."
"What an incredible smell you've discovered."
"Easy girl. Smell something?"
"Ooh! Icky goo."
"I have it, my father has it, and... my sister has it."
"You may use any means necessary."
"The others sense it, why can't you?"
"Not bad, not bad."
"I sense something, something I've not felt since-"

[CaptainSolo1138]

My new signature is inscribed in the National Nerd Hall of Fame.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Here was my old one:

"He is the Chanel One! Can't you smell it?"
"Much B.O. I sense on you."
Qui-Gon and Yoda in Star Wars: The Cologne Wars

...which was a lame-o pun on the upcoming CGI animated film. My new one is economically-based.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

Han: "And it's going to cost you something extra; 12 thousand, 4 hundred." Luke: "12 thousand, 4 hundred? We could almost buy our own fuel-less ship for that." Han: "Yeah, but who's gonna fill it kid; you?"
Han and Luke in Star Wars: A New HikeWith the economy declining more (less?), time to "special edition-ize" it again.

[Ando]

Mine is stolen from a line in a deleted scene/storyboard on the Robot Chicken Star Wars Special DVD.

I just thought it was a really clever and funny play on Kanye West's outburst from a few years ago.

[Phantom-like Menace]

My current signature in three parts:

"Member 104 of the SWC forums . . . but it's good to be back." --I had to hunt everyone down like a bloodhound, but when SSG was out of the game for a while, JT was nice enough to give us a home. I was one of the few, the proud.

"Good traders: jedi master sal, DarkJedi5" --Props to those who enable me.;)

"The hammer is my penis." --A great line from Dr. Horrible's Sing-along Blog. http://www.drhorrible.com/mushortio.html My current avatar (I'll be switching back to the Airwolf flight patch at some point in the future) is Captain Hammer's symbol, and some other parts of my bio have been changed to continue the theme.

[JEDIpartner]

My current signature is a quote from Sissy Hickey from the show/film "Sordid Lives", which is touted as "A Black Comedy about White Trash". LOL

[Qui-Long Gone]

I can't think of a really good signature line....please help.


The three keys to having a good signature line are?

1.



2.



3.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I can't think of a really good signature line....please help.


The three keys to having a good signature line are?

1.
Having something that people can recognize (Star Wars references are fairly easy here :rolleyes: ), without being a simple copy-and-paste of an existing one.


2.

Having it be more funny, ironic, or satirical than serious.

3.

Inserting any of the following words: pants, doon, dude, inconceivable, gangsta, Deuce, nachos, tumultuous, Gary Coleman, or shindig.

And your current one fits 2 of the 3. Congrats! :D

[Mad Slanted Powers]

Inserting any of the following words: pants, doon, dude, inconceivable, gangsta, Deuce, nachos, tumultuous, Gary Coleman, or shindig.

And your current one fits 2 of the 3. Congrats! :DSo, all he needs to do is change it so that Qui-Gon says, "Danged if I know, I just read the script....Now, where are my pants?" Then it will be perfect!

[Bel-Cam Jos]

So, all he needs to do is change it so that Qui-Gon says, "Danged if I know, I just read the script....Now, where are my pants?" Then it will be perfect!Or...
"What are midichlorians?"
"Danged if I know, I just read the script."
"Whachu talkin' 'bout, Master Qui-Gon?"

Or...
"What are midichlorians?"
"That's nacho problem, Padawan. I just read the script."

Or...
"What are midichlorians?"
"Inconceivable!"
"I do not think you know what that word means."
"Exactly..."

:yes:

[CaptainSolo1138]

My sig is set to the tune of "Lady" by Styx

[Mad Slanted Powers]

My sig is set to the tune of "Lady" by Styx

That's a good song. You just ruined it forever.

[JimJamBonds]

Mine pretty much explains itself. I was on the winning foursome for a local night club's golf tournement both this year and last year.

[pegger]

My sig say that Jedi Master Sal is awesome, because he is.

[Bel-Cam Jos]

I'm updating once more, to include more economic issues (everybody's fave) in the current market world.

Old one was:

Han: "And it's going to cost you something extra; 13 thousand, 8 hundred, 41." Luke: "13 thousand, 8 hundred, 41? We could almost buy our own fuel-less ship for that." Han: "Yeah, but who's gonna fill it kid; you?"
Han and Luke in Star Wars: A New Hike, Special Edition

[CaptainSolo1138]

Mine is a reflection of my belief that the Red Wing's third line of Cleary/Filpulla/Samuelsson is better than many of the top lines in the NHL and 90% of the second lines. This is due to them having a far superior team than anyone else. Ergo, these fantastic players are playing all the way down on the third line. Werd.

[cookiemonster]

Mine is a thank you for the people who have helped me.

[pbarnard]

A quote from his NY Times colum on Sept 19th by the 2008 Nobel Prize in Economics winner.