View Full Version : Jar Jar raises Leia!
Bosskman
08-20-2004, 07:33 PM
I think Jar Jar is gonna raise Leia on Alderaan. That's how he will tie in to the OT. He'll marry Bail Organa and be Leia's "mother". It will give so much more weight to the scene in ROTJ where Luke asks Leia about her "real" mother. The whole galaxy knows she was raised by Jar Jar Binks. It would also tie in with the whole adoption thing. Bail and Binks couldn't have a kid naturally so they had to adopt. Palpy isn't suspicious in the least..... Trust me people, this WILL happen.
Slicker
08-20-2004, 08:23 PM
My thinking on Jar Jar is that they obviously can't keep him around (if you continuity at least) so he's gonna die by the blade of Anakin saving the twins from death in some way, shape, or form. He'll definitely have something to do with the twins.
I would have thought of Bea Arthur to be the adoptive mother myself but you may be onto something here.
Bosskman
08-20-2004, 09:44 PM
Bea Arthur brings Luke to Tatooine and is supposed to be keeping watch over him at a distance, sorta like Obi-wan, but after 38 years of marriage, she leaves Ben and moves in with her mother, an old stupid lady, and an old man-hungry hussy and they share many an adventure......
Slicker
08-20-2004, 10:05 PM
And on her death bed she finally breaks her 50 year silence about her Holiday Special adventures and that Blanche played all of those guys and really wasn't a skank.
Mr. JabbaJohnL
08-22-2004, 12:41 PM
I seriously doubt any of this will happen. Jar Jar will be in ROTS, but only as a senator/delegate for Naboo. He won't die, someone already confirmed that. They just don't go back to the senate or Naboo in the OT, so there's no reason for Jar Jar Binks to tie in to any of the films. Even though Bail Organa dresses slightly gay (he wears a freakin' pearl necklace in AOTC!) I don't think he'll get married to Jar Jar. That would be so stupid! It would be too close to the current events of our planet. They'd get married in the far-off planet of Sann-Franciscoe and then get it annulled when the Emperor decides that gays shouldn't get married. :rolleyes:
I really hope you were kidding.
Bosskman
08-22-2004, 03:05 PM
.. pearl necklace.......hehehe......
I wouldn't put it past lucas at all.
Mr. JabbaJohnL
08-23-2004, 12:35 PM
.. pearl necklace.......hehehe......
I wouldn't put it past lucas at all.
I know that has a dirty double entendre meaning, but he seriously does wear one (and not one from Jar Jar :D ).
jedi master sal
08-23-2004, 06:09 PM
I realize you want to have fun but the theory is totally without basis as well as potentially demeaning to gay people. Also the double meaning kind of thing should be kept off the boards, since we do have a number of kids that come here. We do not need any sort of outcry from parents as to the language or inappropriatness found on this board.
Thank you.
-Sal
Elliejabbapop
08-31-2004, 02:58 PM
Lighten up dude!!!:D :D :D Think happy thoughts!
Elliejabbapop
08-31-2004, 02:59 PM
(Sorry, I submitted twice by mistake):o
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