The New Insult Thread!

[Tycho]

You are so dumb you couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat!

[dr_evazan22]

Your so dumb you put a screen door on a submarine!

[Lowly Bantha Cleaner]

You're so dumb that when you get locked in a supermarket overnight, you died of starvation!

[QLD]

You're so dumb.....when you asked someone what kind of jeans they were wearing, they said "Guess", and you said "Levis".

[Kidhuman]

You're so dumb you sit on the TV and watch the couch.

[Teeska Mon Eebon]

Yo mamma so fat she fell in love and broke it!

[InsaneJediGirl]

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!

:D

[Kidhuman]

Yo mama is so fat she irons her pants in the driveway.

[JediTricks]

"more bad news, your mom called... she said that IS the face you were born with."

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Here are some 'gems' from an earlier "yo momma" thread...


Your momma's so dumb, it takes her an hour to make minute-rice

Your momma's so stupid, she mails food stamps

Your momma's so old that she remembers when rainbows were in black & white

Your momma's so ugly, circus freaks pay to look at HER

Your momma's so old that when she was in school, her history textbook was just a pamphlet

Your momma's so dumb, she got run over by a parked car

Your momma's so fat, she has 3 moons circling her in an eliptical orbit

Your momma's so ugly that when she was born, the doctor said "no refunds"

Your momma's so fat, it takes her 2 stops to get on the bus

Your momma's so ugly, they paid her NOT to be in a porno

Your maternal unit is so obese that when she visits the end of your land-mass, she is the only person there to receive enough solar radiation to cause inflammation, discoloration, and/or blistering of her outer epidermal layers.

[Kidhuman]

yo mama is so fat when her beeper goes off people thinks she is backing up.

yo mamas lips are so big she puts her lipstick on with a paint roller

yo mama is so ugly, she made an onion cry

yo mama is so dirty, she went in the ocean and left a ring around the world.

yo mama is so fat she jumped in the sky and got stuck

yo mama is so old, she knew burger king when he was a prince.

yo mama is such an alcoholic, in High School she took old english in room 800.

I would of been your dad but the dog beat me up the stairs.

yo mama is so fat she was the May June and July centerfold in playboy

[RooJay]

...beaten by the ugly STICK?! You're so ugly, you went sky-diving without a parachute and landed face first in the ugly FORREST!

[Lowly Bantha Cleaner]

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, out popped two dimes and a nickle.

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on a quarter, she squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo momma so fat that she uses a VCR as a beeper.

[Darth Sidious]

You're so dumb that...you make ME look smart! No...wait...that wouldn't work...

[Anakin2121]

You're so dumb, you cheered when you finished a jigsaw puzzle in 51 days and felt all big and bad because on the box it said "2 to 4 years."

[Tycho]

That made me laugh! The jig saw puzzle was a good one!

[El Chuxter]

An oldie but a goodie, from that silver-tongued insult guru George Costanza:

The jerk store just called. They're running out of you!

[2-1B]

You're their best seller! ;)

[Kidhuman]

You fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch onthe way down.

You so stupid you heard it was Chilly outside and ran out with a spoon.

[mabudonicus]

your mamma's so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND THE HOUSE!!!!!!

[scruffziller]

Yo mama so small she handglides with a Dorito.

[El Chuxter]

You tried to sniff a mouse droid, but it was a mouse's butt instead!!

Okay, that was uber-lame. I should probably be banned, that was so lame.

[Banthaholic]

To continue with the rest of this seinfeld insult...

You're their best seller! ;)

"Well I slept with your wife!"

That really was a great Seinfeld episode, to imagine Tire Give-away day at Yankee Stadium, classic!